McKenzie Lee Is Shaking Things Up!

Former Club Jenna contract girl McKenzie Lee came back from retirement in October when she signed an exclusive contract with Digital Playground, a studio that recently signed Kayden Kross, formerly of Adam & Eve, as a contract girl.

However, McKenzie's contract didn't last all that long, and she and Digital Playground parted ways in the beginning of December, with both parties stating that the dissolution of the contract was harmonious. McKenzie's current career goals include her feature dancing, running two websites that need content, and starting her own adult talent agency, and in an interview with AVN, McKenzie expressed that in order to focus on attaining her goals, it was clear that she needed to dissolve her contract.

While it's only been a couple of weeks since she left Digital Playground, and it's obvious that this sultry Brit means business! Today, a press release from McKenzie Lee stated that she will be launching her talent agency, Bella Dolce Stars, after the AVN Awards in January. The agency is licensed and bonded, and it is also the only agency (at the time of this post) to provide all signed talent with a comprehensive health plan, which includes health, dental, and vision insurance, as well as access to "a program that provides counseling for alcohol, chemical dependency, and family counseling."

In the release, McKenzie says, "I started this agency, because I just wanted some change within the industry. Before I was signed to my contract with Club Jenna, I didn't have ability to obtain insurance, and we all know how important this is. I have worked long and hard to obtain this package and I truly believe this will make life better for performers in the industry."

Fist Of Fear, Touch Of Death

What do half naked women, paint, a camera and high school mascot heads have in common?? Not much until Morgan Slade works his magic and Frankensteins them piece by piece into beautiful works of mixed media art. Mr. Slade is working on his upcoming show Fist Of Fear, Touch Of Death at the Shooting Gallery. What makes his works so uncommon is the process that is undertaken to birth a finished piece.
Staring with a group of fetching and titillating minimally dressed woman, Slade poses, paints and shoots them. After the photography is completed he then gets down and dirty printing the photos on archival digital proofing prints and goes at them with sand paper, gloss, paint and even the occasional gold leaf. The culminated work is a sexy madness suitable for any wall. Morgan Slade's works will be available for viewing at the Shooting Gallery Jan. 9th-30th.

Have A Sexy Party,

.Stinky Britches.

Don't Burn The Messenger

Shopping season is upon us and there are an infinite amount of new gadgets and gizmos to satisfy even the prudest tastes. It seems in these uber connected, check your cell every 2 minutes day and age messages and suggestive advertising can be found all around us... Well how about even in your breakfast. That's right, some breakfast savant conjured up a toaster that you can literally write messages on and then the contraption transfers that message on to your wheat toast dry with strawberry jam on the side. Just think of the possibilities... you could tell that cheap ass roommate of yours to stop leaving his crispy finger nail clippings all over the bathroom counter. Or remind that special someone that last night in the jacuzzi the thing she did with her elbow felt great or remind her that this morning was even hotter but never to put her finger in there again or she'll lose it. Ok, so we've established that the possibilities are endless only limited by... well by nothing, you could even draw something on your toast. I look forward to the day when a manager can walk into sales person's cubicle and instead of a pink slip they receive a slice of 10 grain with "You're Shit Canned" on it. That way the unlucky peon can enjoy a tasty snack as he or she is escorted out of the building by security. Don't forget your stapler, it's a Swingline!

It appears this message making influenza is not limited to breakfast fare and has spread to plants. This holiday season you can nab yourself a plant as a gift that has a short phrase laser etched into its ungerminated seed. When the plant grows and eventually flowers the message can be read large and in charge on the side of the sepal or base of the flower in general speak. This will, with no doubt in my mind make your mom or lady friend start crying with joyous love especially if you pick up the plant pictured below.
Stay thirsty my friends,
.Stinky Britches.