Now You Can Poke-Her Face

The Internet is buzzing about the new Lady Gag Gag Love Doll. Pipedream has created this new lifelike blow up doll inspired by Lady Gaga as their latest product in their Super Star Series. The company has released celebrity blow-up dolls which feature hot latex versions of Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Simpson, & Beyonce just to name a few.

"Everybody's going goo-goo for Gag Gag!" the company stated on a press release. "We've found that more and more people who have no intention of using them for sex are buying these types of items as gag gifts or collectibles. Lady Gag Gag, like all dolls in our Super Star Series, she's the perfect item for retailers to stock up on and beef up your sales this summer." continued Pipedream boss Nick Orlando.

If you're looking to give Lady Gag Gag a go on your disco stick, you may have to wait a while. The product is currently sold out!

Newcomer Selena Rose Signs with Digital Playground

Brand new adult performer Selena Rose has just inked a deal with Digital Playground as their newest (and youngest) contract girl. Selena was working as a Hooter's girl when an agent approached her and encouraged her to get involved in the adult industry. The Cuban beauty shot her first ever scene just days after signing her deal.

Selena has big dreams - she wants to be the biggest adult star of the century stating, "I'm anxious to dive in and become the best at what I do." She'll star along with Digital Playground's other contract girls; Jesse Jane, Riley Steele, & Kayden Kross.

Hustler Returns to Poon-dora

It's a wrap! Hustler has announced that the filming of This Ain't Avatar XXX has been completed. Based on James Cameron's sci-fi blockbuster hit, This Ain't Avatar XXX will take porno flicks to new levels of adult entertainment.

With the use of the latest state-of-the-art technology, This Ain't Avatar XXX will become one of the first adult films of its kind and will be one of the very first adult movies ever available to view in 3-D (assuming you own a 3-D TV by the film's release date). This adult feature will be the most ambitious, challenging, and expensive porno Hustler has ever made.

Performers will don blue make-up, braided hair, and native costumes just like the alien people in the original, mainstream film. The plot has yet to be revealed, but I think it's safe to say that the XXX action should be out of this world...literally.

You can expect This Ain't Avatar XXX to hit the shelves sometime in Fall 2010. Pre-order your DVD copy today.

Perez Panty Controversy

Perez Hilton is pushing the envelope yet again. This time Hilton received criticism after he linked to a photo of the 17-year-old pop sensation, Miley Cyrus, exiting a car on his Twitter that made it appear as if she was not wearing any underwear. The photo has been pulled from Twitter, but many are questioning whether the Queen of All Media would face child pornography charges being that Cyrus is under 18.

Always the attention whore, Perez is backing his actions of posting the seemingly panty less pic by saying, "It's not showing anything inappropriate. It's not doing anything worse than what Miley's been doing recently." Hilton said. "She's been in the business for a long time and she's aware that there are paparazzi around. She should be careful how she exits a car."

Even if no image existed, the fact that Hilton still posted that he had a 'Britney shot' of the Teen Queen without underwear, still places him in violation of federal child pornography law. No legal action has been taken yet - the controversial blogger is safe for now.

Totally Kosher!

Bacon!  This lardaceous treat is not just for breakfast anymore.  You'll find this portly provision at breakfast, brunch, lunch, dunch, linner, dinner, dessert, hell even 4th meal (the smartest marketing idea any restaurant has ever concocted.  "We're not selling enough mud butt inducing burritos". "Oh, I know!  Let's spawn the redonkculous campaign that tells our already pudgy patrons that 3 meals in one day simply isn't cutting it for them any more.")

Shit! Sorry, I was sidetracked, back to the fatback... Bacon has been used to create practically every product known to man.  Close your eyes and let your mind wander toward a product that would never have had bacon anywhere in its ingredients or construction.  Umm... ok now open them.  What's the first thing that popped into your mind?  If it was bacon flavored baby formula you're a day late and a dollar short son.  "Bacon Baby" is actually on the market and contains a nutritious 4, yes 4 fucking servings of bacon in every scoop of formula.  Mmmm baby likey. 

Fuck your arteries! Fuck them good and hard for not standing a chance against all the goodies now being made with bacon.  Here's a short list of real products now made better with the artery hardening, scrumdiddlyumptous, jiggle of bacon.  Enjoy.

• Bacon Salt  (What else would you put on a matzo ball)
• Bacon lip balm
• Baconnaise  (Just threw up a little bit in my mouth thinking about this one)
• Bacon gum
• Bacon toothpicks
• Bacon Mints
• Bacon Floss
• Bacon soap (Hello ladies, why yes I do scrub my down belows with bacon.  Would you care for a taste?)
• Bacon ice cream
• Bacon lube (My bed would smell like a Denny's)
• Deep fried bacon wrapped Twinkies  (This sounds like carney fair food to me)
• Kevin Bacon

Deliciously Yours,
.Stinky Britches.

Belladonna Makes A Move To Mainstream

Since starting her adult film career in 2000, Belladonna has been a part of over 350 XXX movies and has worked both sides of the lens as porn actress, director, and now producer for her own production company. She has solidified her place as one of the premier adult film icons in the entire industry. But still she craves more...

Belladonna has been cast in the yet-to-be-filmed horror movie Stripped from Wildworks Productions, which is slated to begin production in Dallas this fall. The movie follows 2 brothers and their friend on a birthday outing that goes terribly wrong when they find themselves trapped in a house by a "family" of murderous women.

Bella will play the part of Ginger, the newest member of the wicked sisterhood. But according to her this won't be your stereotypical "porn star plays the stripper" kind of part saying, "Don't worry, it's not like Zombie Strippers! You go into it thinking, 'Oh, OK, strippers...this is gonna be so typical.' But then once you get like halfway into the story, I was like, 'Oh my fucking god. This is gnarly.'"

Excited to try something mainstream and get out of the XXX business for a short amount of time Bella said that she took the role "because it's just another creative outlet. I feel like when you've done something for so long, it becomes so easy and it's like you could do it with your eyes closed."

But Bella's not the only one who's excited that she's taken the role in Stripped. Said first-time director John Wildman, "She was someone that...I had in mind as a 'dream choice' for this role from the moment we began thinking about casting. She has an innate openness and warmth that you can't help but be drawn to. It will be a thrill to introduce her to a whole new audience and re-introduce her to Belladonna's legion of loyal fans."

Mr. Wildman you couldn't be any more right about Belladonna. If her on-screen presence is anything like it is in her adult work, then she should be a fantastic addition to the cast. But let's hope she returns to XXX sooner than later. Look for Stripped sometime in 2011, and always keep an eye out for her latest adult releases.

Former Playmate Checking Into Rehab

It's been confirmed that VHI has signed on Shauna Sand for the next season of Celebrity Rehab. Dr. Drew hopes to come to the rescue of the former Playboy Playmate that has been on the road of destruction for quite some time. The mother of three was rumored to have slept with her former husband's 18-year-old son. And who could forget her biggest claim to fame - the sex tape released by Vivid, Shauna Sand Exposed.


Word is that she has already checked into Dr. Drew's famous recovery center. Also checking into the Celebrity Rehab clinic this season includes Tila Tequila, Jason Wahler from The Hills, and rapper Bizzy Bone. The details of her addiction have not been made public - plastic surgery...sleeping with your stepson...an overwhelming collection of stripper outfits maybe? Stay tuned for the drama, train wrecks, and classiness on season 4 of Celebrity Rehab!

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Riley Steele To Host 2011 AVN Awards

Digital Playground contract girl Riley Steele has been named the newest host of the AVN Awards Show scheduled to take place on Jan. 8, 2011 at the Palms Casino Resort in Las Vegas. The show will also air on the Showtime cable network following the live event.

Riley started her XXX career with a bang by performing in the 2008 adult blockbuster and AVN Award winning feature Pirates II: Stagnetti's Revenge. She hasn't looked back since then starring in 17 other Digital Playground adult releases with more on the way.

Although she's only been in porn for a few years, AVN Awards Show producers think that she's exactly what the show needs to up it's game. Said AVN founder Paul Fishbein, "She's a natural. When we hire girls to be the host what we look for is, can they carry a show? If you need to go to them, can they be spontaneous, can they think on their feet. Even though it's a TV show it's a live event for an audience and she matches every quality... And she's got great screen presence when you see her on film. So I think audiences will love her."

And if you think that Riley's nervous about being the star of the show...think again! Only moments after receiving notice of her selection as host she excitedly asked, "How many dresses do I get to wear." I think you'll do just fine, Riley.

Riley will be a perfect fit as host bringing the same excitement and carefree attitude to the stage as you can see in every one of her XXX films.

Another adult film star will join Riley at the AVNs as co-host. She has yet to be named.

Jen Aniston - No More Nipteasing!

OK! Magazine reports that everyone's favorite friend, Jennifer Aniston, is slated to bare it all in the upcoming comedy Horrible Bosses which will start filming later this year. According to the magazine, the nudity was something that had to be worked out before she even signed her contract. Although we've come so close to seeing Jen nearly nude in past films like The Break-Up, we have yet to see Ms Aniston topless in a film. So if you prefer Brad's first wife, fingers crossed fellas!