And You Thought Texting While Driving Was Distracting...

A Cincinnati, Ohio woman was pulled over this past week for masturbating while watching a porn video while behind the wheel of her car.

The police had originally pulled her over for her window tint being too dark, but when they approached the vehicle they noticed that her pants were unbuttoned, a vibrator was sitting in her lap, and a porn video was playing on her passenger's laptop.

Now that's what I call multi-tasking!

She was officially arrested on charges of "driving with impaired alertness."

Disclaimer: Adult DVD Empire does NOT endorse the use of sex toys while driving. Seriously.

Porn Stars Who've Gone Mainstream

	With all her mainstream projects attracting so much media attention, such as Piranha 3D, the demand for Riley Steele has skyrocketed!
	Sasha Grey landed a starring role in Oscar-winning writer/director Steven Soderbergh's low-budget indie drama The Girlfriend Experience. More recently she scored a part playing Vinny Chase's girlfriend on Entourage.
	Jenna Jameson is undeniably porn's most well known star. She had a cameo in Howard Stern's Private Parts and wrote a bestselling book "How To Make Love Like a Porn Star: A Cautionary Tale."
	Stormy Daniels has not only appeared in GQ and FHM, she has also scored small stints in The 40-Year-Old-Virgin and Knocked Up.
	Who could forget Janine as the nurse famously depicted on Blink 182's cover of Enema of the State?

More "Celebs" Following in Kardashian's Footsteps

Next on the list of "celebrities" to release their bedroom sex-capades could be Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt formerly of MTV's "The Hills." Pratt told TMZ that he's planning to sell a sex tape to Vivid Video's Steven Hirsch for a whopping $5 million. The tape supposedly features a hot girl-on-girl romp in the sack between Montag and former girlfriend of Hugh Hefner, Karissa Shannon. Shannon has stated that the tape does exist, but has already threatened to sue Pratt if it ever goes public. Montag strongly denied the existence of such a tape.

I'm not sure who to root for in this one. The couple is allegedly in the middle of a divorce, and the release of a sex tape might just be the thing to seal the deal. Spencer is incredibly annoying. But if the tape is real, a Heidi Montag-Karissa Shannon sex scene is just too good to pass up.

Mark Wahlberg is Getting into Porn

It's been reported that Mark Wahlberg is working to develop an hour long drama about the porn industry with his Entourage partner Steve Levinson.

The team is in talks with HBO and the the storyline will focus on a video company struggling to compete with adult websites, and a girl who travels to LA hoping to make it big as a porn star.

The show will feature traditional actors as well as real-life porn stars. The show is going "to tell the types of stories no one else has told before."

Are Your Ready for Some Football Cheerleaders?

Football season is only a few short weeks away, and you know what that means...CHEERLEADERS! In preparation for watching your home team hotties shake their pom-poms and their ASSets I've gathered for you a collection of the hottest cheerleader themed porno flicks around. These girls root for their teams like only XXX stars can. Check out these top sellers now:

Get Ready To Sweat

Digital Playground announces their Huge Fall Release - a big budget feature Body Heat!

You won't want to miss the all-girl orgy of contract stars - Jesse, Kayden, Riley, Katsuni, & Raven all together in one steamy scene atop a fire engine!

Body Heat releases September 21 - catch a sneak peak of the smokin' hot box cover here!

Ninja Lessons, Hiya!!!!

No witty title on this blog because "Ninja Lessons" kind of says it all. 

Fuck pilates I want ninja lessons!!!  Ninjitsu, by far the unparalleled leader in covert, stealthy martial arts is finally getting the recognition and acceptance it rightfully deserves.  Ninjitsu/Bujinkan dojos are sprouting up across the globe.  Do you want to learn how to be a bad ass ninja?  Yes, of course you do!  That's like asking would you like a free reach around with your funnel cake...  Anywho, along with ninja sneakiness you'll also ascertain super sweet ninja star throwing skills that even Master Splinter would be impressed with.  Start practicing your best Hiya now and sign up for lessons at the Muzosa Bujinkan Dojo in NYC.

Turtle Power,
.Stinky Britches.

Playboy at Work?

Playboy has struggled with the fact that the majority of Internet viewing happens during the work day where Playboy.com's content isn't deemed work appropriate. They're now attempting to capture viewers in offices across the globe by going a little less xxx.

The Smoking Jacket, Playboy's new "safe-for-work" website, debuted late July - an attempt by the men's magazine to stay relevant in the cyberworld. Safe for work means no nudity but the new site does offer up short posts and links to viral content in such categories as girls, entertainment, videos, sex, and lifestyle.

"The smoking jacket isn't just something I like to wear around the mansion," iconic founder Hugh Hefner, says in a welcome video posted on the site. "It's Playboy's safe for work website. Next to the mansion, it's the next best hangout on the planet."

Gentlemen rejoice - now you can look at smart & sexy distractions to get through the work day without owing an explanation to the boss...