Saturday, June 30, 2012
THE SEXIEST® PHOTO OF THE DAY : JUNE 30
When Zach Larsen posts a sexy pic, i always take notice. I'm a huge fan. This one is aptly titled Lines and Curves. They are beautifully shot, and deliciously presented for us here. Incase you're curious, ( and i'm sure you are. ) the model is Ekaterina Tolczyner. One of those pics that was just made to be THE SEXIEST® PHOTO OF THE DAY!
A young cowboy goes off to college.
Half way through the semester, he has foolishly squandered all his money.
He calls home. "Dad," he says, "You won't believe what modern education is developing! They actually have a program here that will teach our dog, Ol' Blue how to talk!"
"That's amazing," his Dad says. "How do I get Ol' Blue in that program?"
"Just send him down here with $1,000," the young cowboy says. "I'll get him in the course." So, his father sends the dog and $1,000.
About two-thirds of the way through the semester, the money again runs out. The boy calls home. "So how's Ol' Blue doing son?" his father asks.
"Awesome, Dad, he's talking up a storm," he says, "but you just won't believe this - they've had such good results they have started to teach the animals how to read!"
"Read!?" says his father, "No kidding! How do we get Blue in that program?"
"Just send $2,500, I'll get him in the class." The money promptly arrives. But our hero has a problem. At the end of the year, his father will find out the dog can neither talk, nor read. So he shoots the dog.
When he arrives home at the end of the year, his father is all excited. "Where's Ol' Blue? I just can't wait to see him read something and talk!"
"Dad," the boy says, "I have some grim news. Yesterday morning, just before we left to drive home, Ol' Blue was in the living room, kicking back in the recliner and reading the Wall Street Journal, like he usually does. Then he turned to me and asked, "So, is your daddy still messing around with that little redhead who lives down the street?"
The father exclaimed, "I hope you shot that SOB before he talks to your Mother!"
"I sure did, Dad!"
"That's my boy!"
The kid went on to law school, and now serves in Washington D.C. as a Congressman.
H/T to orbitup
PORN MOVIE REVIEW : THE CLIENT
The Client : Opium Films
Following an awesome photoshoot this week here on the blog, featuring Colleen Criss and Tor Zalivstock. The movie "The Client" was released featuring a video version of their very hot encounter.
Opium films never fail to deliver, and always giving us a stunning looking video, with smooth fluid camera moves, great locations, high quality graphics, and an all round classy presentation. All of course featuring the voluptuously sexy Colleen Criss!
See the movie after the Jump!!!
A SEXIEST® GROUP PHOTOSHOOT : XEPHIE AND KARINA
Some hot summer sunshine, and some very hot summer babes to start the weekend here on the blog. In this little photoshoot uploaded to the SEXIEST® GROUP, by Xephillia Teardrop.
Friday, June 29, 2012
Clocks in Heaven...
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the
Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, 'What are all those clocks?'
St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks.
Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock.
Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.'
'Oh,' said the man, 'whose clock is that?'
'That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.'
'Incredible,' said the man. 'And whose clock is that one?'
St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.'
'Do you have one for President Obama?' asked the man.
'Yes we do. Obama's clock is in Jesus' office........
He's using it as a ceiling fan.'
Thanks to reader Phyllis
THE SEXIEST® PHOTO OF THE DAY : JUNE 29
Skin Warmth. By Ilanit Orsini. Just so beautifully done, overflowing with class, quality, and sexiness. It's THE SEXIEST® PHOTO OF THE DAY!
Thursday, June 28, 2012
Chief Justice Roberts Is A Genius... Good Read
Reposted from maddmedic
Before you look to do harm to Chief Justice Roberts or his family, it’s important that you think carefully about the meaning – the true nature — of his ruling on Obama-care. The Left will shout that they won, that Obama-care was upheld and all the rest. Let them.
It will be a short-lived celebration.
Here’s what really occurred — payback. Yes, payback for Obama’s numerous, ill-advised and childish insults directed toward SCOTUS.
READ IT ALL HERE
Before you look to do harm to Chief Justice Roberts or his family, it’s important that you think carefully about the meaning – the true nature — of his ruling on Obama-care. The Left will shout that they won, that Obama-care was upheld and all the rest. Let them.
It will be a short-lived celebration.
Here’s what really occurred — payback. Yes, payback for Obama’s numerous, ill-advised and childish insults directed toward SCOTUS.
READ IT ALL HERE
THE SEXIEST® PHOTO OF THE DAY : JUNE 28
I loved this picture, because everything about it is so fresh and different. With so much detail on show too. It's by the Keely Mistwood, and it's called Touch of a feather, It's THE SEXIEST® PHOTO OF THE DAY!
D H S Fail.....
There are a lot of cool things you can do with $1,000, but scientists at an Austin, Texas college have come across one that is often overlooked: for less than a grand, how’d you like to hijack a US government drone?
A group of researchers led by Professor Todd Humphreys from the University of Texas at Austin Radionavigation Laboratory recently succeeded in raising the eyebrows of the US government. With just around $1,000 in parts, Humphreys’ team took control of an unmanned aerial vehicle operated by the US Department of Homeland Security.
After being challenged by his lab, the DHS dared Humphreys’ crew to hack into their drone and take command. Much to their chagrin, they did exactly that.
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A group of researchers led by Professor Todd Humphreys from the University of Texas at Austin Radionavigation Laboratory recently succeeded in raising the eyebrows of the US government. With just around $1,000 in parts, Humphreys’ team took control of an unmanned aerial vehicle operated by the US Department of Homeland Security.
After being challenged by his lab, the DHS dared Humphreys’ crew to hack into their drone and take command. Much to their chagrin, they did exactly that.
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***THE PORNSTARS*** XXX GALLERY : JUNE 28
I'm just going to take it as read, that you know everybody i post here has the XXX Factor from here on in! The Pornstars XXX Factor has become ( content permitting. ) a gallery of Pornstar's latest uploads, or pictures featuring Pornstar's, to the The Sexiest® Flickr Group.
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| Elle. From lasga and Elle. I think you better get this before the Christmas rush! |
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| DJCandy. In a beautifully composed summer pornstar pic. |
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| Shapely, and sexy. Erika Thorkveld. |
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| To finish us off. ( looks like Drakon is being finished off here too! ) DJCandy again! |
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