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Huge Wieners!!

Who doesn't like a huge wiener! I love em! Especially when they start with a bacon wrapped hot dog, baked beans, lettuce, jalapenos, nacho cheese, shredded jack cheese, grilled unions all wrapped up in a sweet bun that can barely containing the overflowing goodness it holds within. I had the opportunity to experience two (yes two, I can eat!) of these delectable nitratesicles a few nights ago. My good friend Foco Sequedos is the master chef creating these bovine gut busters and they are glorious. I've got to post a warning though, if you ever are privileged enough to throw one of these wieners in your mouth make sure you have a coldie or two to wash it down. If not... Alka Seltzer and a few Hail Mary's should do the trick.

Overweight besos,

Stinky Britches.

Wishing, Hoping & Praying

Porn Power Couple Tera Patrick and Evan Seinfeld of Teravision, Iron Cross and VH1 reality show fame have announced and confirmed their split. In an official statement they said they will continue to work together as business partners and remain best of friends.

I wanted to take a minute to wish Tera and Evan the best of luck…I hope their breakup really is as amicable as the press is reporting... I pray that Tera returns to her roots and starts fucking guys again…other than YOU Evan! We want you back Tera –we’ve really missed seeing penises going into your legendary vagina. We’ve been really patient – it’s time to reward your fans and explode with a comeback – a fucking vengeance!