Thursday, October 15, 2009

Livin Large In Singapore


It seems that Singapore has a little something for everyone.  Beautiful tropical beaches, comfortable climate, friendly locals, a rich history, ...lady boys but who would have thunk Singapore as the place to go for magnificent home architecture.  Take a peek at the 4 story bungalow above, designed by Aamer Architects.  This ginormous bungalow sits only a few blocks from the beach in a hood called Queen Astrid Park.  Now I haven't had the overwhelming joy of ransacking and plundering Singapore for its booze and women (yet) but I can only imagine that Queen Astrid Park is the equivalent to Beverly Hills or "The Hills" to use the parlance of our time.  This behemoth connects its living spaces by walkways that take the person fortunate enough to be inside her on a journey through courtyards and some of the several water features on the property.  I'm sure this place has seen its fair share of brunzed boobies lying out by the pool... Check out LivingPod for more insane homes and design ideas.
I think it's time for a Singapore trip.



Wen wen,
.Stinky Britches.

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Graffiti Is The New Black


Graff and street art have been around since before the ancient Egypians constructed the pyramids but over the past decade it seems like it is finally getting noticed as "true" art by the mainstream.  Simply writing your name on a wall or sign has come a long way.  Check the above pic of a huge piece I shot in NY by Banksy.  Pretty redonkulous when you think that he had to hit this 3 story building while avoiding the fuzz... There are several colabs of graff artists out there that are enciting havok on a nightly basis (and sometimes daily basis, if they have the fun factories).  The Seventh Letter brings together some of the best on the street. Revok, Retna, Reyes, Ewok, just to name a few.  It's great to see these guys taking their art to the next level and getting recognition from galleries, museums and brands like Luis Vutton and Marc Jacobs.  Keep up the good work kids.

Is This Real Life?


David , star of ‘David After Dentist,’ my favorite YouTube video of all time - is a man wise beyond his years and poses a mind boggling question; ‘Is This Real Life’?  This is the same question that I have asked myself over and over again for the past few days with 2 very confusing stories that have come to light.

  1.  Marge Simpson to pose for Playboy.  YUP – weird right?  You know what is even weirder??  All of the freaking freaks out there who are going to get off on this shit.  Apparently there is a market for it too - Google Simpsons Porn if you don’t believe me.  DISCLAIMER – Google at your own risk – your monitor may implode as it loads content only a sick witch doctor could be responsible for. 
  2. Shauna Sand has a sex tape.  Not necessarily surprising as I’d say she fits the stereotypical pornstar mold – Lucite platform heels, huge fake boobs, a meth-like plastic surgery addiction – but somehow in my head, Shauna Sand looks more like a cartoon than Marge Simpson which brings me full circle in the pondering of David’s question, 'Is This Real Life'?  Shauna’s butt is cute I will give her that – but I’d much prefer an announcement of a sex tape with a real celebrity that I haven’t seen naked a million times – and how about a little emotion Shauna??  If you are going to tape you and your lover in the act - in high-def quality I might add - you are begging for someone to sell this shit so at least crack a smile or wink at the camera for us.
See all of VIVID’s celeb sex tapes here.