Diet Cookies: Cookies That Don't Want You To Eat Them (6 Pics)

Are you trying to lose weight but have a serious problem with your daily cookie consumption?  Well Fonderia Bakery might just have a solution for you... cookies that have messages in them that discourage you to snack. These misleading morsels are pretty hilarious with phrases like "Don't fucking eat me" branded in their doughy goodness.  I can only see one small problem with these cookies and that is the fact that they're cookies and probably taste delicious.  If you're trying to lose a few LB's then you might want to stay away from the bakery altogether.   

Bacon Frosting

Yeah, you read the title correctly... Bacon Frosting in all of its glory.  What do you get that special portly bacon connoisseur as a gift?  Baconnaise? Bacon soap? Bacon flavored floss?  That's bush league, you have to go for the Bacon Frosting ($4.95) and bake them a cake or just give them the tube so they can squeeze globs of the nourishing goodness straight down their gullets.  Mmmmm... Bacon!  

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You probably gained 3 lbs. just reading this. 

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