When you're running late for your first date with that fine ass brunette from apartment 2D (You know the one I'm talkin' about... Yeah, that's right the one with the bolt ons) the last thing you want to worry about is where your keys and glasses are because honestly they could be anywhere in that rat's nest you call a dwelling. Why not make it easy on yourself and keep them all in one ironically humorous place. Oh, let's say a stand with a nose and a mustache that holds your keys and glasses so you don't need to stress every time you want to leave the house. Luckily for you Art Akimbo has obliged and designed just such a stand so your most important belongs don't wander too far.
