Mark Wahlberg Wishes His Teddy Bear To Life

The movie Ted with Mark Wahlberg, Mila Kunis and Seth MacFarlane looks ridiculous.

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"On The Road" Movie Trailer By Marshall Headphones

Marshall Headphones and Vice Media have joined forces and weaved together a documentary about a rock and roll band's shit-crazy life on the road.  This documentary doesn't just focus on the band, which happens to be the Eagles Of Death Metal but it also takes a closer look at the crews (roadies!!!) that set up the shows.  More often than not the crews rage just as hard as the bands they work with. 







Documentary Depth Of Speed: A Pinch Of Salt



Normally when you hear the word "documentary" you may cringe at the thought of stagnantly sitting at your desk in high school while viewing a movie poorly recorded from the science channel.  In this case Depth Of Speed: A Pinch Of Salt takes that boring monotone idea of a documentary flips it over slaps it on its ass and pretty much makes it its bitch.  Out to document any good stories from the automotive world Josh Clason ends up at the Bonneville Salt Flats in Utah.  The resulting film portrays the tight-knit community and traditions that have developed during the never ending quest to set a speed record. 



Random Pic of the Day: Easy Rider

The Big Lebowski on Blu-Ray

The best movie ever made, The Big Lebowski is finally being released on Blu-ray... I'll wait for you to regain consciousness.  Ready?  We've written about the movie before in our "The Dude Abides" post which contains a ridiculously uncalled for amount of dirty language.  Since this post is celebrating the limited edition release we've toned down the obscenities and decided to give you just the facts, like the movie also includes a 28 page book containing Jeff Bridges' candid photos that he takes on all of his movie sets and then gives as gifts to the rest of the cast and crew.  Along with the enhanced Blu-ray movie you'll also receive a digital copy of the movie so you can bring The Big Lebowski anywhere using your smart phone. "Mind if I do a J?"

How To Sell A Banksy: Movie Trailer (17 pics)

I'm not totally sure I can agree with a movie about someone tearing down a perfectly good piece of street art, let alone destroying something done by Banksy, just to turn a profit.  Actually, this is pretty fucked up!  My only hope is that Banksy himself is responsible for the movie and we will learn of this mind melt in the near future. As of right now I say save your cash because you'll need a pile of it if you're ever going to afford a Banksy.

The Dude Abides

The best fucking movie of all time, The Big Lebowski!!!  A 117 minute long orgasm of cinematic bliss.  Then again any movie that utilizes the word "Fuck" a whopping 260 times is destined for greatness.  For you math nerds that averages to about 2.22 "Fucks" per minute... Not too shabby.  It's Friday and I thought I would end the week with something special (and I didn't feel like writing that much).  Get your ass to a bowling alley and order about 10 White Russians from the bartender.   Or sit at home, put the dvd in and press play (I assume you already own this splendid film).  Then make up a huge batch of White Russians and see if you can last taking a sip every time they say "dude" or 'fuck".  My money says you end up vomiting White Russians 30 minutes into the movie.

Shut the fuck up Donny!!!  The rug really tied the room together. I can get you a fuckin' toe!  They're going to kill that poor woman.  Nice marmot.  The beaver picture.  You mean coitus?  Over the line!!! No body fucks with da Jesus! Eight year olds dude.

.Stinky Britches.