Carve This!

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Scientists Discover Prehistoric Penis

I just couldn't resist this story. Maybe it's the history buff in me or just my childish sense of humor. But, it's interesting and a little bit funny nonetheless.

Scientists working in remote areas of Scandinavia have recently discovered what appears, at first glance, to be a stone age dildo (albeit a very unimpressive one measuring in at just over four inches). The supposed sex toy is a real "boner" carved from the antler of some ancient beast eons ago.

Although scientists can't confirm whether or not the object was actually used as a sex toy (some claim that it might have been a carving tool), we can all agree that the resemblance is as obvious now as it must have been to the natives centuries ago. Swedish archaeologist Martin Rundkvis said of the ancient phallis on his blog, "Without doubt anyone alive at the time of its making would have seen the penile similarities just as easily as we do today."

Goes to show that sex has been and always will be on our minds.

The Ecstasy & The Agony

A healthy British women in her early thirties was found dead in bed - naked from the waist down. It appears Nicola Paginton suffered cardiac arrest and died while pleasuring herself with a sex toy. Police investigating the death found a vibrator along with a laptop containing pornographic images lying nearby.

Pathologist Dr. Richard Jones stated, "There is nothing in the heart which I can find to explain why Nicola died suddenly." He continued, "More likely than not this occurred from being in a state of arousal."